Before – You take my breath away.
After – I feel like I’m suffocating….
Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football
Before – Is that all you’re having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
Before – $60/doz.
After – $1.50/stem
Before – We agree on everything.
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl
Before – Idol
After – Idle
Before – He’s completely lost without me.
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant
Before – Oysters
After – Fishsticks