Gynzer’s Musings

Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
— Louise Beal

If a man is in the forest, and there isn’t a woman around,
is he still wrong?

If a man is in the forest, and there isn’t a woman around,
is he still wrong?

I work for a radio and television station owned by a Catholic university.

We were quite surprised to get a complaint about our traffic reporter being “anti-Catholic.”

At first we didn’t have a clue as to what the listener meant until we realized our reporter’s on-air pseudonym is “Skip Church.”

As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed
to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on
pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me.

The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for
me by calling my kitten “the Book,” since I had so many in
my room.

One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a
carrier. A student stopped me and asked, “Where are you
taking the Book?”

I exlained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. “She’s
getting neutered today,” I told him.

“Hmmm,” the student responded, “no sequels.”

As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed
to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on
pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me.

The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for
me by calling my kitten “the Book,” since I had so many in
my room.

One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a
carrier. A student stopped me and asked, “Where are you
taking the Book?”

I exlained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. “She’s
getting neutered today,” I told him.

“Hmmm,” the student responded, “no sequels.”

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job centre he was offered work at the local Zoo.

When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his reputation told him to take care of the tortoise section.

Later, the keeper dropped by to see how Martin was getting on and found him standing by an empty enclosure.
“Where are the tortoises?” he asked him.

“I can’t believe it” said Martin “I just opened the door and then…..Whooooosh!”