Archive for December, 2003

Politics is not a bad profession….

Sunday, December 28th, 2003

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

– Ronald Reagan

Love: Before and After

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

Before – You take my breath away.

After – I feel like I’m suffocating….

Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.

After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

Before – Saturday Night Fever

After – Monday Night Football

Before – Is that all you’re having?

After – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.

Before – $60/doz.

After – $1.50/stem

Before – We agree on everything.

After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

Before – Charming and Noble

After – Chernobyl

Before – Idol

After – Idle

Before – He’s completely lost without me.

After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?

Before – Croissant and cappuccino

After – Bagel and instant

Before – Oysters

After – Fishsticks