There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
– Lester J. Pourciau
Quote: Lester J. Pourciau
January 6th, 2004Quote: Electromagnetics
January 6th, 2004God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
– Sir William Bragg
Quote: Thomas Jefferson
January 6th, 2004“Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories.”
–Thomas Jefferson
Politics is not a bad profession….
December 28th, 2003Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
– Ronald Reagan
Love: Before and After
December 27th, 2003Before – You take my breath away.
After – I feel like I’m suffocating….
Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football
Before – Is that all you’re having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
Before – $60/doz.
After – $1.50/stem
Before – We agree on everything.
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl
Before – Idol
After – Idle
Before – He’s completely lost without me.
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant
Before – Oysters
After – Fishsticks