Quote: Lester J. Pourciau

January 6th, 2004

There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.

– Lester J. Pourciau

Quote: Electromagnetics

January 6th, 2004

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

– Sir William Bragg

Quote: Thomas Jefferson

January 6th, 2004

“Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories.”

–Thomas Jefferson

Politics is not a bad profession….

December 28th, 2003

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

– Ronald Reagan

Love: Before and After

December 27th, 2003

Before – You take my breath away.

After – I feel like I’m suffocating….

Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.

After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

Before – Saturday Night Fever

After – Monday Night Football

Before – Is that all you’re having?

After – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.

Before – $60/doz.

After – $1.50/stem

Before – We agree on everything.

After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

Before – Charming and Noble

After – Chernobyl

Before – Idol

After – Idle

Before – He’s completely lost without me.

After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?

Before – Croissant and cappuccino

After – Bagel and instant

Before – Oysters

After – Fishsticks